lance... find away to make this a post on the main page and a comment. the world needs to read Sexy Albert's Philosophies with ease.
"Eating Chicken With Amerie"
I told folks I’d write about women this week. So I’m the ghost pen on the pad and the guest voice on the beat. And Know that I mean every word you’re about to read. One man, many women, same story, common theme:
Chicken … More or Less.
The more I thought about the whole situation. The less I cared. You see, the more I tried to bring myself to the table in a truthful and open manner, the less I got from you in return. Moreso, the less you cared. So what did I do? I gave you more of what you asked for. Less attention. More space.
But when I gave you more space. The less I cared about Us in the long run. More of my future plans were turned into to less emotion toward women in general. And of course… it worked like magic (unintentionally). Well, more or less that is. Because the less I gave a flying cow about any one woman, the more they saw fit to notice me! Little ole me. So what am I stuck with now…? More women than I could care to deal with, less money than I’d care to be left with. More phone calls, text messages, dates and ‘mornings after’ moments. Less feeling, optimism, taste, and time. You see… when you start to get into the same routine, make the same call (to a different person) every night, eat at the same lunch time diner every week for your lunch dates… all the meals start to taste the same… more or less like chicken.
Ego Tripping.
A misguided individual would view self-confidence, self-awareness, pride in self’s work, and knowledge of self as arrogance. An insecure individual would enjoy belittling another’s intelligence only to feel more valued in his/her own accomplishments or rhetoric. A selfish individual would label someone steadfast in his or her convictions and true to themselves as a non-cooperative and ‘difficult’ person. An immature individual would take kindness, sincerity, and patience lightly.
So… If being confident in my abilities, being aware of my strengths and weaknesses, taking pride in my work, speaking intelligently, being steadfast and true to myself and my desires in life (not yours), and trying to be kind, patient and truthful with all people that I deal enables me to be labeled as stubborn, difficult, and a big headed arrogant asshole while being undervalued… well then I’ll be just that. From now on, it’s quite all right to call me a stubborn, difficult, bigheaded arrogant asshole. And sweetie, you want to know something? I’ll be all of that while I skip out of my office on my way to Ginger’s to meet this week’s date. We’ll just call her “Amerie” for now. She’ll probably order the veggie egg rolls because she’s a vegetarian. Me… I’ll have the pork and noodles. But truthfully, it tastes more less like chicken. And that’s just me. Steady Ego Tripping.
Songs of the week: To be downloaded with the utmost immediacy. 1. True Life – Jay –Z 2. Flashing Lights – Colin Munroe 3. Make It Rain – Usher 4. Weerdo – Hollyweerd 5. I’m a G – Lil Keke ft. Birdman 6. Why You Hate The Game – Game ft. Nas 7. Sensual Seduction – Snoop.
My next entry to be titled The Real World According to Sexy Albert; Why All the Best Things In Life Begin With the Letter ‘S’.
Sexy Albert – my poet alter ego. Similar to that of a rapper’s alter ego … ergo Ghostface’s Pretty Tony.
Matty the Blogger. Out.
One last thing… For everybody that like’s to leave those little inspirational quotes at the bottom of your emails, here’s a lil something for you.
“if ya’ll done living like that, then allow me to introduce you to… tru life.”
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lance... find away to make this a post on the main page and a comment. the world needs to read Sexy Albert's Philosophies with ease.
"Eating Chicken With Amerie"
I told folks I’d write about women this week.
So I’m the ghost pen on the pad and the guest voice on the beat.
And
Know that I mean every word you’re about to read.
One man, many women, same story, common theme:
Chicken … More or Less.
The more I thought about the whole situation.
The less I cared. You see, the more I tried to bring myself to the table in a truthful and open manner, the less I got from you in return. Moreso, the less you cared. So what did I do? I gave you more of what you asked for. Less attention. More space.
But when I gave you more space. The less I cared about Us in the long run. More of my future plans were turned into to less emotion toward women in general. And of course… it worked like magic (unintentionally). Well, more or less that is. Because the less I gave a flying cow about any one woman, the more they saw fit to notice me! Little ole me. So what am I stuck with now…? More women than I could care to deal with, less money than I’d care to be left with. More phone calls, text messages, dates and ‘mornings after’ moments. Less feeling, optimism, taste, and time. You see… when you start to get into the same routine, make the same call (to a different person) every night, eat at the same lunch time diner every week for your lunch dates… all the meals start to taste the same… more or less like chicken.
Ego Tripping.
A misguided individual would view self-confidence, self-awareness, pride in self’s work, and knowledge of self as arrogance.
An insecure individual would enjoy belittling another’s intelligence only to feel more valued in his/her own accomplishments or rhetoric.
A selfish individual would label someone steadfast in his or her convictions and true to themselves as a non-cooperative and ‘difficult’ person.
An immature individual would take kindness, sincerity, and patience lightly.
So… If being confident in my abilities, being aware of my strengths and weaknesses, taking pride in my work, speaking intelligently, being steadfast and true to myself and my desires in life (not yours), and trying to be kind, patient and truthful with all people that I deal enables me to be labeled as stubborn, difficult, and a big headed arrogant asshole while being undervalued… well then I’ll be just that. From now on, it’s quite all right to call me a stubborn, difficult, bigheaded arrogant asshole. And sweetie, you want to know something? I’ll be all of that while I skip out of my office on my way to Ginger’s to meet this week’s date. We’ll just call her “Amerie” for now. She’ll probably order the veggie egg rolls because she’s a vegetarian. Me… I’ll have the pork and noodles. But truthfully, it tastes more less like chicken. And that’s just me. Steady Ego Tripping.
Songs of the week: To be downloaded with the utmost immediacy.
1. True Life – Jay –Z
2. Flashing Lights – Colin Munroe
3. Make It Rain – Usher
4. Weerdo – Hollyweerd
5. I’m a G – Lil Keke ft. Birdman
6. Why You Hate The Game – Game ft. Nas
7. Sensual Seduction – Snoop.
My next entry to be titled The Real World According to Sexy Albert; Why All the Best Things In Life Begin With the Letter ‘S’.
Sexy Albert – my poet alter ego. Similar to that of a rapper’s alter ego … ergo Ghostface’s Pretty Tony.
Matty the Blogger. Out.
One last thing… For everybody that like’s to leave those little inspirational quotes at the bottom of your emails, here’s a lil something for you.
“if ya’ll done living like that, then allow me to introduce you to… tru life.”
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