Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Zales Can Get Turked by a Syphilitic Bear

That's right, the title's passive English, I don't give a damn. Valentine's Day is a load of crap too - why don't you just make everyday fun and special if you're in a relationship? Why buy cards and flowers and candy and go to a nice dinner or adopt a three-legged puppy to impress a girl? These are all hypothetical questions because we all know the true answer: vah-jean.

Here's another thing - the diamond industry says spend 3 months' salary on an engagement ring? That's a load of crap! They just to give everyone a reference point and rob them blind by withholding the supply of diamonds! And if I learned one thing from Blood Diamond it's that Djimon Hounsou didn't escape from those Sierra Leone diamond mines to date Kimora Lee Simmons for nothing...nevermind the whole Leo DiCaprio thing, I haven't figured out that connection yet. And now I'm rambling. Back to the New Adventures of Old Christine...I mean basketball! Basketball!

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